My oldest daughter, the one who just had our beautiful new grand daughter, has taken to posting one liner facts on her facebook page. Every day. You know the type, the kind of stuff you read and think , oh good more mental clutter. I have a tendency to remember most everything i read and usually that's a very good thing however this stuff is sort of like hair balls in your sink, it just backs it up. So in deference to my lovely daughter's inspiration here are 10 little known facts of life.
1. There's too much youth... how about a fountain of smart
2. The gene pool could use a little chlorine
3. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school
4. Forget about world peace.. visualise using your turn signal
5. Dogs never need to "examine" the relationship
6. We are born naked, wet, and hungry.. then things get worse
7. Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice dogie" until you can find a rock
8. Puritanism.. the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy
9. Jesus loves you its everyone else that thinks your an asshole
and number 10
A cat almost always blinks when you hit it in the head with a ball peen hammer
Have a nice day....
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